Posted by julie and Rusty on January 18, 2007, 10:51 am
189.165.28.137
If anyone would like to ad to this -go right ahead: Garbage dump: your neighbor’s lot. Septic system: in the road. Property lines: take what you can steal. Porta potty : Anywhere behind a tree/ don't forget -leave the paper. Earthquakes: never been to one. Neighbors garden: place to take a siesta and use the plants as pillows until they're dead. ENGINEERING: WHAT'S THAT? Phone lines: oops I forgot. Water supply: I thought that would be enough. Sunday: day to bring in the jackhammers. Neighbors driveway: place to park the trucks/make sure you block. Re-bar: Unseen waste of money. Drainage: We're not here when it rains. Cost: whatever you can get away with. Project Completion: when new owner is dead or broke. Guarantee: I didn't build it/you bought it. Views: Mine's important/your's is not. Square footage: I thought it would fit. Grading and excavation: Keep digging till it fits. Local approvals: Put your best bribe forward Land Title: Tell them whatever you have to. Estimated cost: Just get the money. Licenses: N/A Professionalism: N/A Lot line adjustment: moving fence during the night. Quality: a nebulous term used for food products. Zoning: see bribes. Rental units: increased profit for builder. Scale: Thing that looks like a ruler. Topo map: A bunch of little lines? Budget: How much they got?
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