Posted by julie and Rusty on January 18, 2007, 10:51 am
If anyone would like to ad to this -go right ahead:|
Garbage dump: your neighbor’s lot.
Septic system: in the road.
Property lines: take what you can steal.
Porta potty : Anywhere behind a tree/ don't forget -leave the paper.
Earthquakes: never been to one.
Neighbors garden: place to take a siesta and use the plants as pillows until they're dead.
ENGINEERING: WHAT'S THAT?
Phone lines: oops I forgot.
Water supply: I thought that would be enough.
Sunday: day to bring in the jackhammers.
Neighbors driveway: place to park the trucks/make sure you block.
Re-bar: Unseen waste of money.
Drainage: We're not here when it rains.
Cost: whatever you can get away with.
Project Completion: when new owner is dead or broke.
Guarantee: I didn't build it/you bought it.
Views: Mine's important/your's is not.
Square footage: I thought it would fit.
Grading and excavation: Keep digging till it fits.
Local approvals: Put your best bribe forward
Land Title: Tell them whatever you have to.
Estimated cost: Just get the money.
Lot line adjustment: moving fence during the night.
Quality: a nebulous term used for food products.
Zoning: see bribes.
Rental units: increased profit for builder.
Scale: Thing that looks like a ruler.
Topo map: A bunch of little lines?
Budget: How much they got?
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