Posted by dave the wave on October 17, 2007, 6:41 pm
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Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who was been with us for many years. Common Sense lived by simple,sound financial policies[don't spend more than you earn] and reliable strategies [adults,not children,are in charge]. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in deciplining their children. It declined even further when schools were required to get the parental consent to administer Tylenol,sun lotion,or a bandaid to a student,but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband,churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Commom Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to relize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little on her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was prereceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust; his wife Discretion; his daughter Responsiblity; and his son Reason. He is survived by his three stepbrothers;I KNOW MY RIGHTS,Someone Else Is to Blame,and I'am a Victim. |
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