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Re: Missing Turkey

Posted by Danko on November 27, 2009, 5:18 am, in reply to "Re: Missing Turkey"

Wee atemuup. thats right, our friend delivered all the lickin' ritual goodisms that could possibly be stuffed into iss orffices; Mangos, Bananas, Crabs, ahnn ah realisticlly acted out "Sunday Mass" and...then, holey shxt, there was a whole freakin' WEDDING innthere tooo!...

El anEye at first...uknow, where a bit TAkkin' a Back bye it all (a wedding in a bird's arss? not really Mexico? El sez its a stupid trick from Vaagass) we wheir thinkin' perhaps there might be sum histororical biblical precedences, but anyway, of course, with the herbal TEA, and anall the yummy linckins' and then the Football! knowtellin' right?

All this on a little POOnga Boat towoo!! Scarylittle boat for a wedding, dinner and football!! That was Gawd's ideea (he put the mushrooms in the TEA too, becuase El refused to pack mushrooms in a birds gasshole). I went with El on that one.

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