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Re: Girlfriend missing!

Posted by jubob on July 30, 2011, 9:11 pm, in reply to "Re: Girlfriend missing!"

We have left evidence of your darling in an art gallery in Ajijic. She is alive and well, although I'm afraid that when we found her floating down the Mississippi, her label had come unattached and was floating nearby. Because it had been too long detached, we were not able to reattach it, so we chose to use it in an art collage to prove to you that we have her and are awaiting the reward for her return. Is the reward both blue and drinkable? If someone can tell us how to post a picture here, we'll post proof that she has been recently with us.

---Signed, Not heartless, just thirsty.

PS..Obviously, we are not willing to reveal our identities, so we have chosen to commandeer the email of this innocent person to use it to communicate with you. She is blameless. Cause her no harm.

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