New "Right Now Weather" (or, bye-bye Bret)
Posted by Mark S.  on March 16, 2015, 10:01 am
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I think we can all agree that our good friend Bret has done a yeoman's job in hisattempts to forecast our weather.
The problem with Bret, and other amateur and professional meteorologists, is his slavish reliance upon technology: high/low pressure systems, weather satellites, rain gauges, etc.
Right Now Weather provides up to the minute weather reports guaranteed to absolutely accurate at the time they are posted by relying upon MOE (My Own Eyes).
For instance, today's Right Now Weather report is:
Precipitation: Raining
Rain Fall Amt.: Lots
Temperature: Cooler Than Normal
Road Conditions: Horrible Where I live
Right Now Weather is a safe and reliable system, and yours for a small, recurring payment (no Canadian dollars, please).
You're welcome.
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------------------------Re: New "Right Now Weather" (or, bye-bye Bret)
Posted by Daniel H on March 16, 2015, 11:16 am, in reply to "New "Right Now Weather" (or, bye-bye Bret)"
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Cool, but I think the "up to the minute weather reports" is going to
take up a lot of your time. Perhaps "Ain't Right Now" would be a more
accurate name cause you know, now keeps changing into then, was,
used to be etc. But Ain't Right Now is not so good for promotion, cause
who wants something that is wrong. Yet, your very first Right Now Weather
report is still valid right now 
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------------------------Re: New "Right Now Weather" (or, bye-bye Bret)
Posted by Tim Edwards on March 16, 2015, 1:14 pm, in reply to "Re: New "Right Now Weather" (or, bye-bye Bret)"
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According to the beach cam at 12:11pm PDT, it is raining
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