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New "Right Now Weather" (or, bye-bye Bret)

Posted by Mark S. on March 16, 2015, 10:01 am

I think we can all agree that our good friend Bret has done a yeoman's job in hisattempts to forecast our weather.

The problem with Bret, and other amateur and professional meteorologists, is his slavish reliance upon technology: high/low pressure systems, weather satellites, rain gauges, etc.

Right Now Weather provides up to the minute weather reports guaranteed to absolutely accurate at the time they are posted by relying upon MOE (My Own Eyes).

For instance, today's Right Now Weather report is:

Precipitation: Raining
Rain Fall Amt.: Lots
Temperature: Cooler Than Normal
Road Conditions: Horrible Where I live

Right Now Weather is a safe and reliable system, and yours for a small, recurring payment (no Canadian dollars, please).

You're welcome.

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