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Re: iguanas

Posted by John A on November 17, 2012, 3:04 pm, in reply to "iguanas"

Well done Carol!
Upon review of your recommended site concerning tarps,
and their structural configuration applications. I may have a solution for Myranda,s problem. Try locating the tarp above
the vehicle as suggested earlier in the postings, but slanted
only slightly towards a least favoured side.Use strong bungy
fasteners [quality elastic/rubber mind you!] for the guy stays.
In the middle underside of the tarp, install a short pull cord,
[you may have to perforate the tarp for this installation]
Before or after parking the vehicle, Myranda, you will have
to merely pull sharply on the pull cord, and release suddenly.
The objectionable dung will be fired efficiently away from
the site, no doubt enriching the adjacent area where it
lands, thus maintaining a harmonious balance with nature.
A small drain hole and underslung capturment cup [which
is removable, of course], located in the vicinity of the pull cord, will ensure that odorous rain/poop washings can be
collected and dealt with expeditiously. May the dung you fling
today bring you happiness tomorrow.


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